Digital TV Help!

MIA, YOU GOT NUTHIN'

Check out the new "Mia Hamm"! That's my Alexa, rockin' the soccer field. No goals yet, but she gets assists (which go to the player who passes to the goal scorer, if you're not versed in soccer).

She's not offensive minded anyway, as she likes to play "sweeper"...which is the last line of defense before the goalie.

Now, if I could get her to marry someone rich, like Mia did (L.A. Dodger Nomar Garciaparra)